Once Upon a Bloody Time - A Sci-Fi Manifesto
I have a dream.
I dream of slaughtering fairies by slitting their throats with my own hands. And finish them off with a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.
I dream of witches on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I dream of watching Klingons merrily rip pointed ears off every elf they meet to supply Vulcans and Romulans with fresh transplant material (you never know when you need a new pair of ears).
I dream of Daleks raiding Hogwarts school to exterminate any magic living thing inside.
I dream of hordes of Whileawayans emasculating vampires and sodomising them with their own penises for hours before passing on mercifully to the wooden stake.
I dream of leading the Death Star to the utter destruction of Middle-Earth in one big boom.
And finally contemplate the carnage together with the cyborg I’m fucking happily ever after.
(Illustration by awsome Franco Brambilla)